walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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