Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Randomize
