What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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