Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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