week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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