quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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