just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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