he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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