Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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