We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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