We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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