People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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