The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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