More tranny stories later!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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