he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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