Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
thus making me awesome and them whores
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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