i would punch a child for taco bell
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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