; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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