You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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