White coat. Heels.
is wine microwaveable?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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