I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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