That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Can vaginas get frostbite?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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