check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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