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(406): View more from Montana

Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party

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(334): View more from Alabama

just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I will fight anything that is not spinning right now

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(510): View more from California

It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux

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(347): View more from New York

I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.

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