...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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