...so i touched it.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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