Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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