just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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