This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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