Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Randomize
