I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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