windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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