i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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