Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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