i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Randomize
