school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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