he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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