It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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