Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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