Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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