using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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