I'm laying in your front yard are you home
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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