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(407): View more from Florida

he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him

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(845): View more from New York

They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.

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(585): View more from New York

S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.

(615): View more from Tennessee

My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.

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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...

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