He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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