No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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