i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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