i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You don't make any sense
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