So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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