2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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