i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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