I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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